Suddenly you realize you aren't welcomed at the new gay bar and quickly find yourself cornered, armed only with your bare-bun pants. See how long you could last before you are knocked out.

• QUESTION 1 OF 10
  What do you weigh?
  • Less than 140 lbs
  • 140-180 lbs
  • 180-220 lbs
  • 220+ lbs
• QUESTION 2 OF 10
  What is your body type?
  • Skinny
  • Average build
  • Larger more muscular build
  • Very athletic and toned
• QUESTION 3 OF 10
  How many fights have you been in throughout your life?
  • 0
  • 1
  • 2-5
  • 5+
• QUESTION 4 OF 10
  What kind of martial arts experience do you have?
  • Just what I see on TV
  • A little bit
  • One or two years of training
  • Pretty deadly with my stick
• QUESTION 5 OF 10
  How comfortable are you in assless chaps?
  • Very uncomfortable
  • Somewhat uncomfortable
  • I have worn them once or twice with no problem
  • They have holes in all the right areas
• QUESTION 6 OF 10
  How sensitive are you to spanking?
  • One or two spanks makes me real sore
  • Able to withstand a few slaps out back
  • My buns are firm, hard and resilient
• QUESTION 7 OF 10
  Are you willing to fight dirty?
  • No, I keep it above the belt
  • Yes, only if my attacker stoops that low first
  • Call me cock knocker
• QUESTION 8 OF 10
  Can you keep your cool at the sight of an exposed man thong?
  • No
  • Yes, though only if I'm drunk
  • You betcha
• QUESTION 9 OF 10
  When you wrestle do you prefer to be on the top or bottom?
  • Top
  • Bottom
  • Halfway through I need to switch it up
• QUESTION 10 OF 10
  Do large fists (for punching of course) scare you?
  • Not at all, bring it on
  • Yes, you know what they say about big hands...
  • Depends if they are soft or hard hands